Went Out For Pizza, Came Back With A Sequins Jacket

This is a true story. A love story. Yesterday afternoon I was starving after having worked with no snack break. I needed something to eat that was quick and easy, so I got in my car and drove to my neighborhood pizza joint. While I waited for my order, I dropped by this cute boutique next door. Do you smell trouble? I know I do.

I walk in and lo and behold in the distance I see this fine young thing. How adorable! It's flirting and winking at me with its sparkly sequins. I'm trying to resist, but I'm weak. The jacket was hanging there all by herself with no one to play with. She was the last of her kind. When I tried to leave she she got all sad.


Jacket by English Rose
I gave into temptation and tried her on. How easily my arms slipped into her sleeves. We shared a very tender embrace. It was love. After that I knew I couldn't leave her in that store alone. Without further hesisation I took the jacket to the register and decided to formally adopt her. As soon as I signed my name on the dotted line, she officially became mine.

The salesgirl carefully wrapped up my new jacket, and I strolled out with her in my hands. I'm the luckiest girl in the world. We picked up our fresh, hot pizza and walked off into the sunset... and lived happily everafter.

The End

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